DOUBLE PEACH BITCH

Hey man, look at her butt!
GOD DAAAAMN!
It looks like tasty peach.
I really like girls who have fluffy-butts, u know?
Yeah?! Hi five, Bro!
Аnd try tobacco Double Peach Bitch.
And I just wanna get this babe.

ICE IN ASS

That tobacco it’s my favorite one, Bro.
But you should be ready that you will feel something fresh and cold in your thin white ass!
Ha-ha! Yeah, Bro!
I’m not that guy who … mmm if you know what I mean… but I like that feel.
It’s really help me when I had a bad day, u know.
If something can be in our asses it would be ICE.

SUCK MY BOTTLE

When I was at college one dude average
a coolest party in his house. And also he invited girls from high classes.
Yes,chiks were awesome.
Alcogol was everywhere, man!!!
And we get drunk so fast.
Someone of us what to swim in the pool, someone went to the 2nd floor.
Dat guy, who invited all of us has paied special attention to one of chicks – Kylie.
He overestimated his strength and getting f*cking nutz after tequila.
Kylie was blessed by God, cause for her happiness that dude fell asleep, and she came to the pool.When we all returned, we found him on the couch and sucking an empty bottle of coke. He did it so actively that even the undergraduates envied him.
This video was the most popular among college
as well as tobacco
Suck my bottle.

SADOMANGO

Six months ago, my Bro invited me
to go to Amsterdam for the ultratestiest
and huge palm sized DUDE,PALM SIZED!
Wee ... Well, you understand me!
After using and having tried the local stuff we went to a nearby pub.
There we immediately picked up two asian sisters. Do You like asian girls?)
I don’ t remember the name of ma girl, but babe which called Mango me and my bro will remember for a long time. My dirty friend and his new girlfriend locked themselves in the toilet, but after about 5 minutes he ran out with a piece of shell which hooked to his hand by handcuffs and I realized that we need to go out. Hah man, listen ha-ha ​​... his girlfriend Mango was not a girl for real. She was a man!
Man who wants to teach my bro how to doggie. Wahaha! I’m not kidding you, bro! Europe is strange, dude! Always when I smoke this tobacco I remember this story and start to laughing as much as Mango wants to get my Bro.

LIKE YOUR MOTHER (MILF) CAKE

Hey, I have a question!
Are you prefer milfs or young girls?
One chum told me this story.
One day he worked as a pizza deliveryman just for fun.
It was an evening and also it was his the last order.
*Knock-knock!*
The door was opened by a juicy Mami, which left him only by midnight! And instead of money for pizza, he brought from she a huge pie. He grabbed two pies in one night, man! Ha-ha
The cake was all right.
I’m talk about homemade pie. It’s smells pretty good.
I have never eaten such ones before, but I have done tobacco with the same taste.
Yes, just try it. Oh, stop. Are you generally on pies or hot dogs? I ask you cause you didn’t really laugh when I told u about Mango. Hm…

RAMPAGE

Hey, tell me, do you like to ruffle sometimes?
Come on! Okay, don’t tell me nothing. You really looks like mother’s rowdy!
Eh, I remember how at the beginning of 00’s we did mad things. You can’t even imagine it, bro. It was f*cking awesome. Do you know why Liam
doesn’t have a left little finger?

br> He was bitten off by the narrow-eyed kid, when he played basketball in the Chinatown. These yellows are mad, I promise you!
And somehow once a seller in a fruit bar owes us money for ... hm, especially it doesn’t matter. And we wanted to show him a lesson. We hijacked his van. Everything should be all right, if we weren’t fit into the nearest fireplug, and there were no cops behind us.
All the fruits that were in the van became smoothie and we were completely in this slurry.
Liam from added his own slurry, meh! At the police station we were absolutely in this fruit shit! Our clothes, shoes, everything!
We were nicknamed Fruit Rampagers. I think that it was giving too much blue and I was pushing the cop to call us just-Rampage. But he didn’t want to talk with us. This old f*cking donkey didn’t agreed with us. But I really liked the word. Cool sounds, right?
R-R-RAMPAGE! That's why I called this tobacco by this way. That smell reminds me of that f*cking incident from which I have only positive emotions. Oh, I want to return that time ...
Try it!

PPAP

LOOOOL
Did you see him?
What’s he doing? Look! Ha-ha
But he looks nice, I like his leopard scarf. And music is not bad… bam-bam pan-pineapple-apple… Shit!
The most annoying song ever, man! It Will Get STUCK In Your Head. I guess what he smokes every day, you want some? :)

APPLE STONER

I'll tell you a sad sad story, Bro. I had a mami, which eventually went to another guy, but that's not the point. She smells like sex… Actually you can’t imagine it… some parts of my body instantly stoned You know what I mean…) I think this bitch mixed something in her perfume... it Smelled like crisp green Apple in the dew...mmm....even when I talk about it, my lil pip in my pants growing up. Some Thais witch had the van with fruits and vegetables usually staying near my house. After basket decided to go there, to buy some fruits. So, half of the van was covered with these green apples. Dude, I don't know about you, but sometimes I can’t control my black Mamba in my pants. So he can Wake up at any moment. This moment was no exception. Anyway, my ex developed this reflex in me .Yes, everytime when I smell apples, I have stonner. I said that. Are you Happy? Poor Thais so precipitated from this situation that now the nearest shop with vegetables in two stops from me. What a fuck they imagines itself these yellows. Unfortunately, this was the last time I found such fragrant apples, so I stirred up the tobacco
APPLE STONER
with such a smell to periodically indulge them. Put your pants back on and get it.

HARDDBASS

Ha ha! Do you know what I remember? 10 years ago, laughing over some film about a guy who came to the States from Pakistan. No, not from Pakistan ... Oh, I remember! Kazakistan. You know, it's part of China or Russia. I don't remember. There's a trash, check it. You saw my friend Adil, right? That son of bitch from this country too! Fuck, I always thought he just has problem with eyes. LOL! Anyway, recently he came to me and we decided to drink tea, because there was nothing in frige. So this pervert took the milk and put it in a Cup of tea? Can you imagine? I told him "Bro, are you kidding me? Or may be you want us to sit on the bathroom for the rest of our lives?" He calmed me down and said that how they drink tea in his country. Well, I did try this shit. And the milk tea was very very unusual and cool. Well, you know, I often live by the memories and connect tobacco with some events of my life. And here not go off without sentimentality. I made tobacco flavored tea with milk. To remember my Kazakh friend. By the way, he taught me a word in their language, but I remember only the last – BASS. Well, compare a picture from the film and this last syllable is turned
HARDBASS.
Smoke them only with high-quality music.

2+1=THREESOME

I met here recently with a black candy. To fully understand her roots, kind of dark, but not very much, the skin has a more red hue. But she got ass like black! Meeh After a long communication in the messangers she date me. And here I think " Yes! Jesus ' ears! I hit the jackpot." I was really happy when I learned that it still will be with friend. Booooy, you can't imagine that I have going on in my mind and what plots I think for tonight the three of us. I came to visit her, she opens the door in a short red dress, which further emphasized her skin tone and this delicious ass. We went into the hall and in the hall I saw... I saw... a painted bearded guy wearing the same dress. I thought girls got gay friends just in movies. Why usually it happens with me? So it turned out that they are both vegans, so for meal we have got berries. In the end, the whole evening I sat and listened the giggles this lumberjack in a dress and talks about his "girlish" problems to less listen to it I leaned on the berries, the combination of which I liked and I decided to replicate this taste in tobacco
2+1=THREESOME.
Even though somewhere in my, and your, brother, life will be a Threesome!

POLLEN KUSH

Everyone in my College knew that if you wanna to get some stuff quick, u can ask me about it. Someone let the gossip that I start to deal some mega-killing potion, and chiks from high courses interested about it. You know, it seems like everybody in College or high school had these club Chicks who have rich parents and they've been hanging out just about everywhere since they were little. I never liked them and I decided to kick them. In fact, I have no idea about why they think that a have something , but to prank over stupid chickens would be cool. But I didn’t know how to mix aporetic. Had to take advantage of improvised means. My sister had flowers and I took pollen and put some honey to this. But the main ingredient was that I also peed in every bag with this mash. Work hard play hard, bitches! Anyway they would checked prank, but I would have some fun and this is cool! Well! The price of pollen, honey and my author's product was 10 $ for a bag. Exchange occurred. I don’t wanna tell you details I'll just say it was a lot of fun. My youth. I still remember it with a smile o my face. To better recall, I smoke
POLLEN KUSH
which is made from the same ingredients. Well, almost one of those...But if you want me to pee you the package to you with the greatest accuracy inspired me and sense those clubbers… Just say me about it .

GODLIKE

One day I was hanging out with the Mexicans and I had tequila. I lost count after 4 shots. In the morning I woke up dip in the pool in one sambrero. The middle of autumn, our region can not always boast a low temperature at this time, and I feel myself very bad, man! I'm not one to rush to doctors or stuff himself with peels. And then as luck would have called my grandmother and hearing my voice, she rolled with a bunch of bags. And it turned out not for good reason! By evening I started raving and hallucinating, I even began to suspect my granny, but not if she slipped me something out of cans that were standing in my room) I'll never forget one visual. Bro, I swear to you, the picture was alive! Do you know these Indian gods who have a lot of hands and heads? My grandmother was exactly the same! She had 6 hands and the same number of heads. To say that I almost peed myself - to say nothing. So, grandma handed me one of his hands and gave me to drink some strange, but very tasty and fragrant spices tea, after which I felt much better and kind of like heads and hands, she became less. I still can't figure out what it was... a dream or a grandmother really put something interesting my tea ( cause that’s my Granny). But in the morning she made the same tea, the taste of which I will never forget. Because I have kept and transferred to tobacco, which I called
GODLIKE.

MELLOW BASTARD

I can't brag about my skill in cooking, I usually order Chinese food in boxes to home, or me and my homies often drop into the Mandy's Chicken World and hit the with buckets full of stripes. But there is I have one a prescription, which is done on hastily formulated and always not will leave you and your little brothers hungry. It's just like your ex's bean password. You need to take marshmallow, heat it up in the microwave to the temperature of the lava, you sprinkle hazelnuts on top of this mass. Don't mess with the dog food! Cause I also had this situation. Two ingredients bring the buzz to your receptors just as a million size. I think that you would fuck up to repeat it! Therefore, I save you from unnecessary fuss and offer to smoke Shisha
MELLOW BASTARD.

BULK PUNCH

When I was young , we hung all day in the yard with the boys. In the childhood often happens awkward shots. My childhood was no exception. Through 3 houses from mine lived a man witch older than me about 20 years. His name was, Oshia. He hadn’t front teeth, and the fangs stuck out like a vampire. He always wear a t-shirt he'd never changed. He looks ugly, but he was funny. Sometimes when Oshia could go out stupidly in a t-shirt and sneakers. And mother of God, I still can't forget the picture of his big dick dangling from side to side and going to hurt somebody! He had his own joke: He lowered his pants, sat on a slatted bench near the courts, called who that joke haven't chattered away and said, "Hey, kid, I bet you 5 $ that this bench is growing kiwi?" Every child knew that kiwi could not grow from the bench. This is nonsense and could disrupt easy money for candy! And looked under the bench and ran into his brown hairy balls like a kiwi. I hate kiwi since those time. But the flavor is very nice and sometimes I indulge myself with tobacco
BULK PUNCH,
does not allow to forget me of my fun childhood .

GRAPE RAPE

Do you remember about my bro Cliff? So, he got married a couple years ago on a chick he's been Dating since College. Nasty bitch, often breaks our plans. We call her the vulture because her little head always blushes when she yells at the Cliff and she's been spitting out his whole brain. Then I was sitting the crowd can’t remember anyone like this psycho told Cliff to go home. Before that he came back from the store and came to. I noticed in one of the packages the green grapes that his wife was always eating. And decided to make something bat for her) The package of grapes I put those beads that men get out from girl’s ass in the movies that you watch until there is no one at home. Ahead of the question of where I got them. All I'm saying is, it's a Christmas present from my same twisted cousin. All this time I had them in the car and all of a sudden, their hour has come. And I was very lucky that they were green, just like grapes. So Cliff noticed this mistake only when Sean put him on these beads in the face. He has long walked with the imprint on his face from my joke. But for even longer he did not go to us. Cliff, if you're reading this, please remember that this tobacco I made with love for you. I hope you'll ever get your balls together and keep yours safe so she'll calm down. But in the meantime let yourself to smoke
GRAPE RAPE.

PUNANI TSUNAMI

Guava, Guava, Guava… Do you like experiments? I'm not talking about those experiments when you put your worm in a vacuum tube or you smeared your eggs with cream and let your dog lick them. I'm talking about experiments with food. One time, me and my brothers came to Eddie. His girl became herbivores. Well veganity, vaginati....vegetarians. But it not so bad cause I like fruits. But the crispy nuggets.. it’s real love. That night I first tasted guava. Everyone had a piece to understand what it is. This fruit was really cool. And not only me think like that. Fucking Sean ate two whole pieces and his hands, and most importantly, the lips inflated to piss himrself from laughing when she noticed it. The dude was allergic to exotic. His lips were bright pink and occupied 60 percent of his face. And when he tried to say something, his drool dripping down his pants and his shirt. We just blew up the snapchat that night. The most popular video was where we shot first near Sean's lip. They are just exactly resembled pussy some youngsters, the current lead singer of the punk rock group. We could get someone in chat roulette if not for the Sean’s black tendrils . This case has emboldened me to craft another top fruity shisha . Let the poor Shawn can indulge in the forbidden fruit. I even came up with a name in honor of him
PUNANI TSUNAMI.

KING OF COITUS

Do you remember your nickname when you were 17 y.o? I looking at you and think that you were: Cock, Gravy or maybe Wet? There was a guy in our company who always liked to embellish everything. Dude hung so much noodles on the ears that it could feed all my relatives in Africa. He caught that in his 17 he dated one yummy chick. Of course no one believed him, and I was lucky that my sister was her friend. Bitch was mad about it. She decided to give him a lesson. The plan was for her to have a conversation with him and set up a date. After it they would go to her house "for a Cup of coffee… That dickhead got hooked on a point when that chick wrote him, but Holy Mary, soon everybody knew about it. And when they came to her, she left him alone in the room , and went to another room. After some time in the doorway is a juicy babe turned out to be a cute dog named Feijoa, which weighed 100 kl, no less. At the command of the mistress he decided to take the guest out of the house, and cut him a piece of ass. That's how it really was. But the boy was not taken aback and told everyone that this trace he left that chick in a fit of passion. But we know the truth. Since that day, we have nicknamed him the king sex, that is,
KING OF COITUS

CUNNILICHEE

Lichee, lichee, lichee... Do you know a that shit where someone learn to kiss on tomatoes? Okay. How often do you liking your girlfriend’s pi? Well, teasing her bean, make her a kitty wet? Where did you learn to do it? I remember that when we were young and inexperienced I saw in search of Сliff’s google request " how to learn to do cunnilingus at lichee.". I didn’t answer him why he searching it and why it was f*cking lichee? But now, I've grown up, I've become experienced, but that childhood with the lichee does not allow me to take this fruit seriously. And I think just it’s direct duty to protect from excess our healthy young generation, whose psyche so shattered due to new school rap. I’m glad to show you my masterpiece -
CUNNILICHEE!
Raise them heartily with Bros, and don’t make bullshit on internet. Cliff, I'm sorry I couldn't keep quiet about this.
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